![]() Would you like to hear a solid water joke? The other day I opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time. (Submitted by Bryanna Wattier in answer to a bonus question on the final exam for EES 8020 Environmental Engineering Principles, Fall 2020.) Bills (Submitted by Bryanna Wattier in answer to a bonus question on the final exam for EES 8020 Environmental Engineering Principles, Fall 2020.) States What’s the most sarcastic body of water on earth? (Adapted from Lingyun Peng’s answer to a bonus question on the final exam for EES 8020 Environmental Engineering Principles, Fall 2020.) Geographical Sarcasm What is drinking water’s favorite form of dance? (Submitted by Abi Roberts in answer to a bonus question on the final exam for EES 8020 Environmental Engineering Principles, Fall 2020.) Dancing Water What did the rain drop feel when it hit the window? (Submitted by Allison McLane in answer to a bonus question on the final exam for EES 8020 Environmental Engineering Principles, Fall 2020.) Rain Dropping What does Santa Claus use to water his vegetable garden for his reindeer? Check out his podcast episode on water jokes.) Santa’s Veggies (From Alan Raflo at the Virginia Water Resources Research Center. ![]() “We figured the barque was worse than the bight.” How did the ship’s crew explain their risky decision to leap from a burning vessel into a shallow, shark-infested bay? Ladner original one of the few, but proud.) Sailing Woes The only difference between Shamu and shampoo is u and poo. (In a text from my brother, Bryan Ladner.) Clean Whale How do you know butane is less dense than water? Wastewater jokes aren’t my absolute favorite, but they’re a solid #2. (Email from Joseph Loebsack, student in EES 3030, Drinking Water Treatment, Fall 2021.) Wastewater Jokes Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. (Text from brother-in-law Phil Nibley, November 2021) I Eat Mop He figures it wasn’t very well thawed out. But he messed up the delivery and ruined it. He thought he had it all worked out and tried it with a friend. It all started with a punch line that came to him. ![]() My brother-in-law says he’s been working on a joke for a couple years now and it has to do with water. (and wastewater jokes…broadly defined) Writing an Ice Joke ![]()
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