![]() Would you like to hear a solid water joke? The other day I opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time. (Submitted by Bryanna Wattier in answer to a bonus question on the final exam for EES 8020 Environmental Engineering Principles, Fall 2020.) Bills (Submitted by Bryanna Wattier in answer to a bonus question on the final exam for EES 8020 Environmental Engineering Principles, Fall 2020.) States What’s the most sarcastic body of water on earth? (Adapted from Lingyun Peng’s answer to a bonus question on the final exam for EES 8020 Environmental Engineering Principles, Fall 2020.) Geographical Sarcasm What is drinking water’s favorite form of dance? (Submitted by Abi Roberts in answer to a bonus question on the final exam for EES 8020 Environmental Engineering Principles, Fall 2020.) Dancing Water What did the rain drop feel when it hit the window? (Submitted by Allison McLane in answer to a bonus question on the final exam for EES 8020 Environmental Engineering Principles, Fall 2020.) Rain Dropping What does Santa Claus use to water his vegetable garden for his reindeer? Check out his podcast episode on water jokes.) Santa’s Veggies (From Alan Raflo at the Virginia Water Resources Research Center. ![]() “We figured the barque was worse than the bight.” How did the ship’s crew explain their risky decision to leap from a burning vessel into a shallow, shark-infested bay? Ladner original one of the few, but proud.) Sailing Woes The only difference between Shamu and shampoo is u and poo. (In a text from my brother, Bryan Ladner.) Clean Whale How do you know butane is less dense than water? Wastewater jokes aren’t my absolute favorite, but they’re a solid #2. (Email from Joseph Loebsack, student in EES 3030, Drinking Water Treatment, Fall 2021.) Wastewater Jokes Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. (Text from brother-in-law Phil Nibley, November 2021) I Eat Mop He figures it wasn’t very well thawed out. But he messed up the delivery and ruined it. He thought he had it all worked out and tried it with a friend. It all started with a punch line that came to him. ![]() My brother-in-law says he’s been working on a joke for a couple years now and it has to do with water. (and wastewater jokes…broadly defined) Writing an Ice Joke ![]()
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![]() ![]() I also think with all of the new V-skill 2 moves, we’ll see some new tech develop which may move characters up or down as time goes by. I wouldn’t put any characters in S+ or C tier, and the gap between everyone is actually pretty close. However, I will say that this is probably the most balanced SFV has ever been. Generally, I feel pretty confident saying most tournaments will be won this year by S- or A+ characters. Good luck winning a tournament playing just one of these guys, although you never know, miracles do happen. They say the rich get richer, well, in that case, these guys have to be the poorest in the game. Other than Nash and Ryu in Season 1, these guys have basically all been stuck here forever. Mika is still a really annoying matchup due to all of her 50-50 mixups, but she’s not good enough to go up to A+. In my opinion, these two have a lot of potential to climb higher up the tier list as time goes by and people work out everything they’re capable of. Honorable mentions go to Cody and poison. Most of them are pretty good overall, and some are really strong in certain matchups. Most of the top players will be able to fall back on one of these characters to cover any bad matchups on their main. ![]() This is basically a list of characters that everybody likes to use as their secondary. That’s all I’ll say for now, because I’ve got to save some surprises for when the CPT starts! A. Despite the nerfs, I think her V-Skill 2 actually opens up a new playstyle for her, and puts her in a good position. You’ll notice I put my own main, Ibuki, here, despite the nerfs she got this season. 5 Characters joining the roster in Season 5 Dan (includes related DLC) Rose (includes related DLC) Oro (includes related DLC) Akira (includes related DLC) Luke (includes related DLC) scheduled for Nov. Most of these guys were either top tier in Season 4, but got nerfed down a bit, or characters that got strong buffs. Personally I’ve yet to see her power in action, but she definitely has the tools to belong here. Okay disclaimer time: Chun Li is only here because everyone says she’s top tier right now. Each of them has a strong V-Trigger, good neutral game, and very few bad matchups. These are the strongest characters in the game right now. In my opinion, this category is reserved for characters that do not have a single bad matchup, and I don’t think that’s true for any character in Season 5. I haven’t put any characters in the S+ category.
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